Sunday, April 30, 2017

FOR SENIORS ONLY! YOUNGSTERS DON'T LOOK!


GOOD FOR A LAUGH!!


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SOMETHING FUNNY FOR A CHANGE
Disclaimer...
not necessarily meant for you... but
it
is 'food for thought' for most of us....
1.
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
2.
Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one
big round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a
pizza. I ate a pizza.
3.
How to  prepare Tofu:
   
a.  Throw it in the trash
   
b.  Grill some meat
4.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider
web.
5.
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food in 3 hours and
20 minutes.
6.
A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live
longer than men who mention it.
7.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to
walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
8.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
9.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out
they closed school? Me neither.
10.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or
talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
11.
I love being over 70. I learn something new every day and forget 5
others.
12.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money
so I woke up and searched with him.
13.
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call
it a  day.
14.
November 6, 2016 will be the end of Daylight Savings Time. Hope you
don't forget to set your bathroom scale back 10 pounds on Saturday
night.
15.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up
speed.

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